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When it is “Sold Out", we have reached our maximum orders and we will start taking pre-orders for the next batch.

Thank you for your patience! 

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Please read before ordering!

Our moisturizer is made to order in small batches, to order. We only make enough to fill our orders, so each bottle contains the maximum benefits and is marked with the batch creation date and the expiration date. We have a very limited supply based on the amount of donkey milk produced on our farm, so please place your order early to get on the list for the following month! ***Orders received AFTER the cut off will not be filled until we make the next batch. 

INGREDIENTS & INFO:

Most skincare products sit on the shelf for months and have expiration dates to outlast King Tut, but some of the best ingredients (like Rosehip Seed Oil), have a six month or less shelf life. Using products with ingredients that are past their prime not only means they've lost many of their benefits, but can also cause free-radical damage. Just one more reason people can't believe the difference when they try our "Better than Botox." It's like the moment you try a fresh baked cinnamon roll after living on Little Debbie your whole life. Like your first swim in the ocean when you grew up with a kiddie pool. Like sunbathing on the beach when you thought tanning beds were the bomb. Like, well, you get the idea.

Our moisturizer is best when used within 6-8 weeks or refrigerated for longer use. Check out the rave reviews from beauty bloggers on our Publicity page, read the reviews below from our customers, or just take our word for it, this stuff is the bomb. The epitome of Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious in a jar. And it's hand crafted in small batches on our farm in Oklahoma with our farm fresh donkey milk and organic oils and butters. You never have to worry about finding soy, or tetra sodium EDTA in our products.  We believe your skincare should be as fresh as your food, so we refuse to use dangerous phthalates, or formaldehyde preservatives. We do, however, have to use a preservative to prevent mold and nasties. (Because, it's made from real milk ya'all.)

***If you are not sure about skin sensitivities or allergies, please order a sample sized jar to try before ordering a full sized jar. (Mango butter is a tree nut and may cause allergies for some, rosehip seed oil can cause allergies in those with plant sensitivities, lavender essential oil, etc. for more on rosehip seed oil please read http://www.thedermreview.com/rose-hip-oil/ )

INGREDIENTS (*Organic): Our Farm Fresh Donkey Milk, Aloe Vera Leaf Juice, *Mangifera Indica (Mango) Seed Butter, *Rosa Moschata (Rose hip) Seed Oil, *Prunus Armeniaca (Apricot) Kernel Oil, Non-GMO Emulsifying Wax NF, Stearic Acid, *Corylus Avellana (Hazelnut) Seed Oil, *Lavandula Hybrida (Lavandin) Essential Oil, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Sorbic Acid, *Tocopherol (Non-GMO, Sunflower derived Vitamin E Oil), Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid

FREE FROM PARABENS, FORMALDEHYDE, & ARTIFICIAL FRAGRANCE

We could use some reviews. Because I just figured out the review app. And now we look sad and pathetic without all our reviews. Pretty please? It doesn't even have to be clever or grammatically correct. Promise. 

If you are also purchasing Better than Botox moisturizer or another pre-order item and would like your soap shipped asap, please order separately, otherwise, your order will ship when everything is ready.

(P.S. When you order this soap AND a Better than Botox Moisturizer, your order qualifies for FREE SHIPPING with coupon code SHIP55. It's quite possibly one of the sweetest donkey milk deals around....just saying.)

Ingredients & our “anecdotal” reasons for using them in our Frankincense Donkey Milk Facial Soap: 

Frankincense Essential Oil: One of the most coveted, and expensive essential oils, for good reason! "Used topically and cosmetically, its astringent and cytophylactic qualities help Frankincense oil to reduce the appearance of wrinkles and skin imperfections such as discoloration. ... Used medicinally, this anti-inflammatory oil is known to soothe inflamed skin by reducing the sensations of redness, swelling, and itching..." read more about Frankincense essential oil here.

Farm raised Chicken Eggs: there's a good reason egg soaps are the preferred facial soaps of Swedish women... "egg whites contain 18 essential amino acids that are great for the skin and body. In fact, collagen has been shown to be so prevalent in eggs that it is found in the shell membrane, yolk and egg white.³ In a 2015 study,  researchers discovered how egg shell membranes have outstanding effects on the suppression of skin aging and protecting the skin from UVB radiation." read more on the amazing egg from Dr. Axe here and more research here and on wrinkles here.

New Zealand Manuka Honey: "Manuka honey can improve your skin's appearance. It can balance your skin's pH level and help slough away dead cell debris to keep your skin clean. Its anti-inflammatory effect can decrease local inflammation caused by acne. As an antibacterial, Manuka honey leaves fewer bacteria to infect pores and cause acne...ResearchTrusted Source has reported the honey’s various beneficial actions. For example, it destroys harmful bacteria. Because it contains hydrogen peroxide and compounds like methylglyoxal, Manuka honey is effective in killing pathogens, including antibiotic-resistant bacteria. Keeping the skin bacteria-free speeds up the healing process. This honey is also a great emollient, meaning it softens the skin. Its high concentration of sugars can keep a wound or burn area moist. This can also accelerate healing.... Manuka honey reduces inflammation and pain at the wound site. It can also help with skin problems, such as psoriasis and dandruff." read more on Manuka Honey here.

Manjistha (Herb)*:  Manjistha is well known for it's benefits in Ayurvedic Medicine, "The herb comes studded with a compound called Alizarin which has antibacterial properties. Topical application of Manjistha combats dry skin, rashes, itchiness and inflammation. It lightens scars and marks..." read more about Manjistha in Ayurveda here.

Vitamin E Oil: read about the top ten skin benefits of Vitamin E here.

Raw Donkey Milk:
Rich in ceramides, proteins, phospholipids (fatty acids), vitamins, minerals, & omega 3 & 6 fatty acids. Anecdotally said to hydrate dry skin, regenerate & reduce wrinkles. Historically it was used for psoriasis and eczema. Cleopatra bathed in donkey milk as part of her beauty regime. Hippocrates recommended it for various skin and health conditions. Our family discovered it's benefits in fighting our daughter's autoimmune disease.

Organic Olive Oil:
Rich in Vitamin A & E, thought to help plump, moisturize, and soothe itchy, dry skin.

Organic Virgin Coconut Oil:
The Vitamin E found in coconut oil is believed to soothe psoriasis, eczema, and sunburn as well as have antiviral and antifungal benefits. Contains 3 fatty acids said to kill candida, a common cause of fungal skin infections.

Drop us a review. Like, a donkey drop kick. Only, anecdotally painless. 

REVIEWS: We need some. Bad. Be a trendsetter. Help your favorite donkey dairy out. You can be anonymous...because no one wants their sister to know their beauty secrets. (Marcia, Marcia, Marcia...I feel ya, sister.)

***If you are also purchasing Better than Botox moisturizer or other pre-order item and would like your deodorant shipped asap, please order separately, otherwise, it will ship when your products are all ready. (***Orders over $75 ship FREE with coupon code entered at checkout: SHIPFREE.)

(New look, same great deodorant!) Our natural Deodorant is weird stuff. Weird, because it's natural, and aluminum free, and...it actually works. You will still sweat (fun fact, sweating is actually good, it's your body detoxing the nasties) but you don't need to stink while doing the detox thing. Just clean your pits well (insert plug for your favorite donkey milk soap here) then use your fingers to apply a pea sized amount, rub it in well, and then rub any extra into your cuticles, heels, problem spots...and enjoy smelling amazing while getting a daily dose of magnesium and super green neem. Our all natural cream based deodorant utilizes probiotics, activated charcoal, organic coconut oil, arrowroot powder, organic beeswax, organic neem oil, vitamin E oil, Magnesium Hydroxide, and organic lavandin (Lavender) essential oil. Magnesium is an essential mineral that many of us are deficient in. If you experience a slight tingling feeling, it may be an indication that your body needs more magnesium. Luckily, you can absorb it through your pits! (And you may want to look into more minerals. Just saying.)

Available in either Orange and Clove or Lavender. Both are baking soda free for sensitive skin. **Our deodorant does not contain donkey milk, but it does help pay the mammoth feed bill. And help you not smell like a donkey. Win-win.

Please take a minute to leave us a review...it means a Hee Haw lot!!

***If you are also purchasing Better than Botox moisturizer or another pre-order item, and would like your deodorant shipped asap, please order separately, otherwise, it will ship when the rest of your order is ready. (Orders over $75 ship free with coupon code SHIPFREE.)

(Don't worry! It's the same great deodorant, we just updated our jar to next level Donk-a-dorable!) Our natural Deodorant is weird stuff. Weird, because it's natural, and aluminum free, and...it actually works. You will still sweat (fun fact, sweating is actually good, it's your body detoxing the nasties) but you don't need to stink while doing the detox thing. Just clean your pits well (insert plug for your favorite donkey milk soap here) then use your fingers to apply a pea sized amount, rub it in well, and then rub any extra into your cuticles, heels, problem spots...and enjoy smelling amazing while getting a daily dose of magnesium and super green neem. Our all natural cream based deodorant utilizes probiotics, activated charcoal, organic coconut oil, arrowroot powder, organic beeswax, organic neem oil, vitamin E oil, Magnesium Hydroxide, and organic lavandin (Lavender) essential oil. Magnesium is an essential mineral that many of us are deficient in. If you experience a slight tingling feeling, it may be an indication that your body needs more magnesium. Luckily, you can absorb it through your pits! (And you may want to look into more minerals. Just saying.)

Available in either Orange and Clove or Lavender. Both are baking soda free for sensitive skin. **Our deodorant does not contain donkey milk, but it does help pay the mammoth feed bill. And help you not smell like a donkey. Win-win.

Please take a minute to leave us a review! It means sooooo much to us!

***If you are also purchasing Better than Botox moisturizer or another pre-order item and would like your Calm Balm shipped asap, please order separately, otherwise, it will ship when everything is ready. (Orders over $75 ship free with coupon code SHIPFREE)

We updated our packaging, but don't worry! Inside the adorable jar is the same great Calm Balm / Dulce de Haer you know and love. 

Our calm balm is our all purpose leave-in conditioning and styling balm for hair, beards, and super dry skin! Our manly men love it for a beard balm, our curly hair girls love it for a leave in conditioner, and our eczema friends are keeping this secret to themselves! We've even had people use this as a skin calming salve with amazing results (see testimonial below). And one anonymous user said it was the only thing that calmed his foot fungus. (Gross.) 

Use a small amount and rub between palms to liquefy, then distribute evenly through wet or dry hair...or on your foot fungus...whatever. Just keep your fungus to yourself. Oh, and don't rub your eyes unless you want to cry like Brad Pitt. Hello Peppermint Oil.

PRO TIP: For those times when you need less intensive balm action, put a bit of balm in your palm, add a squirt of your favorite oil (argan, jojoba, or rosehip are my favs) then mix it with the calm balm in your hands. Use as usual. ***This also makes your jar of balm last longer, for those times when the donkey milk lady is running behind on making more...

Ingredients: (Organic*) *Arrowroot Powder (Maranta Arundinacea), *Vegetable Glycerin (Glycerin), *Beeswax (*Cera Alba), *Unrefined Coconut Oil (*Cocos Nucifera), *Castor Oil (*Ricinus Communis), *Apricot Kernal Oil (*Prunus Armeniaca), *Neem Oil (*Melia Azadirachta), *Lavandin Oil (*Lavandula Hybrida), *Rosemary Oil (*Rosemarinus Officinalus), *Peppermint Oil (*Mentha Arvensis), Sunflower derived Vitamin E Oil (*****Our calm balm does not contain donkey milk. *****)

Reviews: You know, I just figured out how to add the review app to my website? I know. Pathetic. Drop us a review. Tell your friends. Because everyone loves a good review. 

*Our soap takes 4-6 weeks to cure. If you are also purchasing Better than Botox moisturizer or another pre-order item and would like your soap shipped asap, please order separately, otherwise, it will ship when your everything is ready.

Lavender Alkanet Donkey Milk Soap

This mild bar is perfect for sensitive, irritated skin. Unless you're one of the unfortunates that are allergic to lavender, and then I wouldn't recommend it. Because, you know, allergies happen. PS. If you're one of those allergic types, you might want to look into drinking donkey milk. Just saying. Gut health matters.

Ingredients & their Benefits

Raw Donkey Milk:
Rich in ceramides, proteins, phospholipids (fatty acids), vitamins, minerals, & omega 3 & 6 fatty acids. Donkey Milk is known to hydrate dry skin, regenerate & reduce wrinkles. Traditionally used for psoriasis and eczema. Cleopatra is said to have bathed in donkey milk as part of her beauty regime. Hippocrates recommended it for various skin and health conditions. Our family discovered it's benefits in fighting our daughter's autoimmune disease.

Organic Olive Oil:
Rich in Vitamin A & E, helps plump and moisturize the skin, soothes itchy, dry skin.

Organic Virgin Coconut Oil:
The Vitamin E found in coconut oil soothes psoriasis, eczema, and sunburn and its antiviral and antifungal benefits help to treat bug bites. Contains 3 fatty acids known to kill candida, a common cause of fungal skin infections.

Organic Lavandin (Lavender) Essential Oil
Made from the flowering tops of a blend of two species of Lavender, also known as Dutch Lavender, with a stronger scent than English Lavender.

Whooohoooo!!! We got a review!!! Thank you Patty G., you trendsetter you! Join the cool club. Be like Patty. Drop us a review. 

***If you are also purchasing Better than Botox moisturizer (made once a month), and would like your soap shipped asap, please order separately, otherwise, it will ship when your moisturizer is ready.

Before Rudolf, Saint Nic traveled with his trusty donkey. The donkey carried the toys and treats for the children and walked beside his friend to deliver them to good little girls and boys. The legend of Saint Nic and the Gold Coins is one to remember!

Go here to listen to the story of Saint Nicholas & the Nine Gold Coins by Jim Forest

(Pic and history from StNicholauscenter.org)

Ingredients and their Benefits:

Raw Donkey Milk:
Rich in ceramides, proteins, phospholipids (fatty acids), vitamins, minerals, & omega 3 & 6 fatty acids. Donkey Milk is known to hydrate dry skin, regenerate & reduce wrinkles. Traditionally used for psoriasis and eczema. We first discovered it's immune modulating benefits for our daughter's autoimmune disease.

Organic Olive Oil:
Rich in Vitamin A & E, helps plump and moisturize the skin, soothes itchy, dry skin.

Organic Virgin Coconut Oil:
The Vitamin E found in coconut oil soothes psoriasis, eczema, and sunburn and its antiviral and antifungal benefits help to treat bug bites. Contains 3 fatty acids known to kill candida, a common cause of fungal skin infections.

Organic Orange Essential Oil:
Anti-inflammatory, relieves inflammation caused by infections, stimulates blood circulation to help treat swollen tissue, contains D-limonene is a super-nutrient has been studied for its ability to combat cancer tumor growth. Promotes collagen production and increases blood flow to the skin. Soothes dry, irritated, and acne-prone skin.

Ground Turmeric:
Anti-inflammatory properties may reduce redness from blemishes and calm rosacea, and it's antibacterial properties disinfect the skin and combat acne. It's anti-oxidant properties help fight free radicals.

Knock knock.

Who's there.

Orange.

Orange Who?

Orange you glad you left a review?

***If you are also purchasing Better than Botox moisturizer or another pre-order item and would like your soap shipped asap, please order separately, otherwise, it will ship when everything is ready. (Orders over $75 ship free with coupon code SHIPFREE.)

Orange Turmeric Donkey Milk Soap

Ingredients and their Benefits:

Raw Donkey Milk:
Rich in ceramides, proteins, phospholipids (fatty acids), vitamins, minerals, & omega 3 & 6 fatty acids. Donkey Milk is known to hydrate dry skin, regenerate & reduce wrinkles. Traditionally used for psoriasis and eczema. We first discovered it's immune modulating benefits for our daughter's autoimmune disease.

Organic Olive Oil:
Rich in Vitamin A & E, helps plump and moisturize the skin, soothes itchy, dry skin.

Organic Virgin Coconut Oil:
The Vitamin E found in coconut oil soothes psoriasis, eczema, and sunburn and its antiviral and antifungal benefits help to treat bug bites. Contains 3 fatty acids known to kill candida, a common cause of fungal skin infections.

Organic Orange Essential Oil:
Anti-inflammatory, relieves inflammation caused by infections, stimulates blood circulation to help treat swollen tissue, contains D-limonene is a super-nutrient has been studied for its ability to combat cancer tumor growth. Promotes collagen production and increases blood flow to the skin. Soothes dry, irritated, and acne-prone skin.

Ground Turmeric:
Anti-inflammatory properties may reduce redness from blemishes and calm rosacea, and it's antibacterial properties disinfect the skin and combat acne. It's anti-oxidant properties help fight free radicals.

Knock knock.

Who's there.

Orange.

Orange Who?

Orange you glad you left a review?

***If you are also purchasing Better than Botox moisturizer (made to order, once a month), and would like your soap shipped ASAP, please order separately, otherwise, it will ship when everything is ready.

The perfect bar for your morning shower, our organic coffee donkey milk soap utilizes the exfoliating properties of organic ground coffee, cinnamon, nutmeg, and clove essential oil to give your skin a fresh, clean glow. Our fresh donkey milk, organic olive oil, and organic coconut oil create the base for this soap.

Ingredients & their Benefits

Raw Donkey Milk:
Rich in ceramides, proteins, phospholipids (fatty acids), vitamins, minerals, & omega 3 & 6 fatty acids. Donkey Milk is known to hydrate dry skin, regenerate & reduce wrinkles. Traditionally used for psoriasis and eczema. Cleopatra is said to have bathed in donkey milk as part of her beauty regime. Hippocrates recommended it for various skin and health conditions. Our family discovered it's benefits in fighting our daughter's autoimmune disease.

Organic Olive Oil:
Rich in Vitamin A & E, helps plump and moisturize the skin, soothes itchy, dry skin.

Organic Virgin Coconut Oil:
The Vitamin E found in coconut oil soothes psoriasis, eczema, and sunburn and its antiviral and antifungal benefits help to treat bug bites. Contains 3 fatty acids known to kill candida, a common cause of fungal skin infections.

Organic Turkish Ground Coffee
Organic Cinnamon:
Cinnamon has long been a favorite in Ayurvedic and Chinese medicine for its incredible benefits. Full of antioxidants, vitamins, and minerals essential for healthy skin, it works to naturally exfoliate and promote blood circulation. Cinnamon is naturally anti-bacterial and antiseptic. And if you're still not a cinnamon lover, check out the study by dermatologists at Grenoble University on cinnamon versus cellulite. 'Nuff said..
Organic Nutmeg
Organic Cinnamon and Clove Essential Oils

Coffee soap fans? Leave us a review. You know you want to. Pretty please? With donkey milk on top?

**If you are also purchasing Better than Botox moisturizer (made once a month), and would like your soap shipped asap, please order separately, otherwise, it will ship when the rest of your order is ready.

Oat & Honey Donkey Milk Soap

For the sensitive type. Our donkey milk soap infused with organic colloidal oats and locally produced raw honey. 

Ingredients & their Benefits

Raw Donkey Milk:
Rich in ceramides, proteins, phospholipids (fatty acids), vitamins, minerals, & omega 3 & 6 fatty acids. Donkey Milk is said to hydrate dry skin, regenerate & reduce wrinkles. Traditionally used for psoriasis and eczema. Cleopatra is said to have bathed in donkey milk as part of her beauty regime. Hippocrates recommended it for various skin and health conditions. Our family discovered it's benefits in fighting our daughter's autoimmune disease.

Organic Olive Oil:
Rich in Vitamin A & E, helps plump and moisturize the skin, soothes itchy, dry skin.

Organic Virgin Coconut Oil:
The Vitamin E found in coconut oil soothes psoriasis, eczema, and sunburn and its antiviral and antifungal benefits help to treat bug bites. Contains 3 fatty acids known to kill candida, a common cause of fungal skin infections.

Organic Colloidal Oats
Raw Honey

Reviews. No one wants to leave one. Everyone wants to read them. And let's face it, you thought donkey milk was cray-cray too...until you tried it.