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Donkey Milk Moisturizer
Our "Better than Botox" and soaps were featured on Good Morning New Mexico as one of Casey Messer's top post-baby beauty products. The "Better than Botox" is available for pre-order only, and made in small batches a few times a month. Don't bray if you procrastinate. They go fast.
PRE-ORDER for FEBRUARY batch: “Better than Botox" Donkey Milk Moisturizer
****Please read! Orders placed from now until we've sold outwill ship in FEBRUARY (we’ll do our best to get it out sooner if possible!) If you are ordering other items that are needed ASAP, please order them separately, otherwise your order will all ship when your pre-order of moisturizer is ready****
When it is “Sold Out", we have reached our maximum orders and we will start taking pre-orders for the next batch.
Thank you for your patience!
(Hate paying for shipping? Orders over $75 ship FREE with coupon code SHIPFREE.)
NOTE: If you order other products with your "Better than Botox", they will all ship together when your moisturizer is ready.
If you’re desperate for your Dulce de Donké milk soap, down to the last dollop of your Dulce de Déodorant, your hair is a frizzy mess without your Dulce de Haër, and you desperately need them to ship ASAP, then please order them in two separate orders, otherwise they will all ship with your Better Than Botox when it’s ready.
Note to our friends in the United Kingdom, sorry, but we can't risk shipping this overseas. It will melt in transit.
Please read before ordering!
Our moisturizer is made to order in small batches, to order. We only make enough to fill our orders, so each bottle contains the maximum benefits and is marked with the batch creation date and the expiration date. We have a very limited supply based on the amount of donkey milk produced on our farm, so please place your order early to get on the list for the following month! ***Orders received AFTER the cut off will not be filled until we make the next batch.
INGREDIENTS & INFO:
Most skincare products sit on the shelf for months and have expiration dates to outlast King Tut, but some of the best ingredients (like Rosehip Seed Oil), have a six month or less shelf life. Using products with ingredients that are past their prime not only means they've lost many of their benefits, but can also cause free-radical damage. Just one more reason people can't believe the difference when they try our "Better than Botox." It's like the moment you try a fresh baked cinnamon roll after living on Little Debbie your whole life. Like your first swim in the ocean when you grew up with a kiddie pool. Like sunbathing on the beach when you thought tanning beds were the bomb. Like, well, you get the idea.
Our moisturizer is best when used within 6-8 weeks or refrigerated for longer use.Check out the rave reviews from beauty bloggers on our Publicity page, read the reviews below from our customers, or just take our word for it, this stuff is the bomb. The epitome of Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious in a jar. And it's hand crafted in small batches on our farm in Oklahoma with our farm fresh donkey milk and organic oils and butters. You never have to worry about finding soy, or tetra sodium EDTA in our products. We believe your skincare should be as fresh as your food, so we refuse to use dangerous phthalates, or formaldehyde preservatives. We do, however, have to use a preservative to prevent mold and nasties. (Because, it's made from real milk ya'all.)
***If you are not sure about skin sensitivities or allergies, please order a sample sized jar to try before ordering a full sized jar. (Mango butter is a tree nut and may cause allergies for some, rosehip seed oil can cause allergies in those with plant sensitivities, lavender essential oil, etc. for more on rosehip seed oil please read http://www.thedermreview.com/rose-hip-oil/ )
FREE FROM PARABENS, FORMALDEHYDE, & ARTIFICIAL FRAGRANCE
We could use some reviews. Because I just figured out the review app. And now we look sad and pathetic without all our reviews. Pretty please? It doesn't even have to be clever or grammatically correct. Promise.
Calm Balm (aka "Dulce de Haër") 2 oz
***If you are also purchasing Better than Botox moisturizer or another pre-order item and would like your Calm Balm shipped asap, please order separately, otherwise, it will ship when everything is ready. (Orders over $75 ship free with coupon code SHIPFREE)
We updated our packaging, but don't worry! Inside the adorable jar is the same great Calm Balm / Dulce de Haer you know and love.
Our calm balm is our all purpose leave-in conditioning and styling balm for hair, beards, and super dry skin! Our manly men love it for a beard balm, our curly hair girls love it for a leave in conditioner, and our eczema friends are keeping this secret to themselves! We've even had people use this as a skin calming salve with amazing results (see testimonial below). And one anonymous user said it was the only thing that calmed his foot fungus. (Gross.)
Use a small amount and rub between palms to liquefy, then distribute evenly through wet or dry hair...or on your foot fungus...whatever. Just keep your fungus to yourself. Oh, and don't rub your eyes unless you want to cry like Brad Pitt. Hello Peppermint Oil.
PRO TIP: For those times when you need less intensive balm action, put a bit of balm in your palm, add a squirt of your favorite oil (argan, jojoba, or rosehip are my favs) then mix it with the calm balm in your hands. Use as usual. ***This also makes your jar of balm last longer, for those times when the donkey milk lady is running behind on making more...
Reviews: You know, I just figured out how to add the review app to my website? I know. Pathetic. Drop us a review. Tell your friends. Because everyone loves a good review.
Pre-order for JANUARY: Facial Soap Frankincense and Manuka Honey Donkey Milk Soap 4.5 oz
If you are also purchasing Better than Botox moisturizer or another pre-order item and would like your soap shipped asap, please order separately, otherwise, your order will ship when everything is ready.
(P.S. When you order this soap AND a Better than Botox Moisturizer, your order qualifies for FREE SHIPPING with coupon code SHIP55. It's quite possibly one of the sweetest donkey milk deals around....just saying.)
Ingredients & our “anecdotal” reasons for using them in our Frankincense Donkey Milk Facial Soap:
Frankincense Essential Oil: One of the most coveted, and expensive essential oils, for good reason! "Used topically and cosmetically, its astringent and cytophylactic qualities help Frankincense oil to reduce the appearance of wrinkles and skin imperfections such as discoloration. ... Used medicinally, this anti-inflammatory oil is known to soothe inflamed skin by reducing the sensations of redness, swelling, and itching..." read more about Frankincense essential oil here.
Farm raised Chicken Eggs: there's a good reason egg soaps are the preferred facial soaps of Swedish women... "egg whites contain 18 essential amino acids that are great for the skin and body. In fact, collagen has been shown to be so prevalent in eggs that it is found in the shell membrane, yolk and egg white.3 In a 2015 study, researchers discovered how egg shell membranes have outstanding effects on the suppression of skin aging and protecting the skin from UVB radiation." read more on the amazing egg from Dr. Axe here and more research here and on wrinkles here.
New Zealand Manuka Honey: "Manuka honey can improve your skin's appearance. It can balance your skin's pH level and help slough away dead cell debris to keep your skin clean. Its anti-inflammatory effect can decrease local inflammation caused by acne. As an antibacterial, Manuka honey leaves fewer bacteria to infect pores and cause acne...ResearchTrusted Source has reported the honey’s various beneficial actions. For example, it destroys harmful bacteria. Because it contains hydrogen peroxide and compounds like methylglyoxal, Manuka honey is effective in killing pathogens, including antibiotic-resistant bacteria. Keeping the skin bacteria-free speeds up the healing process. This honey is also a great emollient, meaning it softens the skin. Its high concentration of sugars can keep a wound or burn area moist. This can also accelerate healing.... Manuka honey reduces inflammation and pain at the wound site. It can also help with skin problems, such as psoriasis and dandruff." read more on Manuka Honey here.
Manjistha (Herb)*: Manjistha is well known for it's benefits in Ayurvedic Medicine, "The herb comes studded with a compound called Alizarin which has antibacterial properties. Topical application of Manjistha combats dry skin, rashes, itchiness and inflammation. It lightens scars and marks..." read more about Manjistha in Ayurveda here.
Vitamin E Oil: read about the top ten skin benefits of Vitamin E here.
Raw Donkey Milk: Rich in ceramides, proteins, phospholipids (fatty acids), vitamins, minerals, & omega 3 & 6 fatty acids. Anecdotally said to hydrate dry skin, regenerate & reduce wrinkles. Historically it was used for psoriasis and eczema. Cleopatra bathed in donkey milk as part of her beauty regime. Hippocrates recommended it for various skin and health conditions. Our family discovered it's benefits in fighting our daughter's autoimmune disease.
Organic Olive Oil: Rich in Vitamin A & E, thought to help plump, moisturize, and soothe itchy, dry skin.
Organic Virgin Coconut Oil: The Vitamin E found in coconut oil is believed to soothe psoriasis, eczema, and sunburn as well as have antiviral and antifungal benefits. Contains 3 fatty acids said to kill candida, a common cause of fungal skin infections.
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We make our donkey milk moisturizer once a month, to order, in small batches. Order now to see what the Hee Haw is all about.
Our family gives every sick child that comes to our farm the first jar of milk for free. After that, we need your help to continue giving milk to children that need it but may not be able to afford it.