***If you are also purchasing Better than Botox moisturizer or another pre-order item and would like your Calm Balm shipped asap, please order separately, otherwise, it will ship when everything is ready. (Orders over $75 ship free with coupon code SHIPFREE)
Our calm balm is our all purpose leave-in conditioning and styling balm for hair, beards, and super dry skin! Our manly men love it for a beard balm, our curly hair girls love it for a leave in conditioner, and our eczema friends are keeping this secret to themselves! We've even had people use this as a skin calming salve with amazing results (see testimonial below). And one anonymous user said it was the only thing that calmed his foot fungus. (Gross.)
Use a small amount and rub between palms to liquefy, then distribute evenly through wet or dry hair...or on your foot fungus...whatever. Just keep your fungus to yourself. Oh, and don't rub your eyes unless you want to cry like Brad Pitt. Hello Peppermint Oil.
PRO TIP: For those times when you need less intensive balm action, put a bit of balm in your palm, add a squirt of your favorite oil (argan, jojoba, or rosehip are my favs) then mix it with the calm balm in your hands. Use as usual. ***This also makes your jar of balm last longer, for those times when the donkey milk lady is running behind on making more...
Our family gives every sick child that comes to our farm the first jar of milk for free. After that, we need your help to continue giving milk to children that need it but may not be able to afford it.