PRE-ORDER for FEBRUARY batch: “Better than Botox" Donkey Milk Moisturizer

Regular price $39.00 Save $-39.00
24 in stock

****Please read! Orders placed from now until we've sold out will ship in FEBRUARY (we’ll do our best to get it out sooner if possible!) If you are ordering other items that are needed ASAP, please order them separately, otherwise your order will all ship when your pre-order of moisturizer is ready****

When it is “Sold Out", we have reached our maximum orders and we will start taking pre-orders for the next batch.

Thank you for your patience! 

 (Hate paying for shipping? Orders over $75 ship FREE with coupon code SHIPFREE.)

NOTE: If you order other products with your "Better than Botox", they will all ship together when your moisturizer is ready.
If you’re desperate for your Dulce de Donké milk soap, down to the last dollop of your Dulce de Déodorant, your hair is a frizzy mess without your Dulce de Haër, and you desperately need them to ship ASAP, then please order them in two separate orders, otherwise they will all ship with your Better Than Botox when it’s ready.
Note to our friends in the United Kingdom, sorry, but we can't risk shipping this overseas. It will melt in transit.

Please read before ordering!

Our moisturizer is made to order in small batches, to order. We only make enough to fill our orders, so each bottle contains the maximum benefits and is marked with the batch creation date and the expiration date. We have a very limited supply based on the amount of donkey milk produced on our farm, so please place your order early to get on the list for the following month! ***Orders received AFTER the cut off will not be filled until we make the next batch. 


Most skincare products sit on the shelf for months and have expiration dates to outlast King Tut, but some of the best ingredients (like Rosehip Seed Oil), have a six month or less shelf life. Using products with ingredients that are past their prime not only means they've lost many of their benefits, but can also cause free-radical damage. Just one more reason people can't believe the difference when they try our "Better than Botox." It's like the moment you try a fresh baked cinnamon roll after living on Little Debbie your whole life. Like your first swim in the ocean when you grew up with a kiddie pool. Like sunbathing on the beach when you thought tanning beds were the bomb. Like, well, you get the idea.

Our moisturizer is best when used within 6-8 weeks or refrigerated for longer use. Check out the rave reviews from beauty bloggers on our Publicity page, read the reviews below from our customers, or just take our word for it, this stuff is the bomb. The epitome of Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious in a jar. And it's hand crafted in small batches on our farm in Oklahoma with our farm fresh donkey milk and organic oils and butters. You never have to worry about finding soy, or tetra sodium EDTA in our products.  We believe your skincare should be as fresh as your food, so we refuse to use dangerous phthalates, or formaldehyde preservatives. We do, however, have to use a preservative to prevent mold and nasties. (Because, it's made from real milk ya'all.)

***If you are not sure about skin sensitivities or allergies, please order a sample sized jar to try before ordering a full sized jar. (Mango butter is a tree nut and may cause allergies for some, rosehip seed oil can cause allergies in those with plant sensitivities, lavender essential oil, etc. for more on rosehip seed oil please read )

INGREDIENTS (*Organic): Our Farm Fresh Donkey Milk, Aloe Vera Leaf Juice, *Mangifera Indica (Mango) Seed Butter, *Rosa Moschata (Rose hip) Seed Oil, *Prunus Armeniaca (Apricot) Kernel Oil, Non-GMO Emulsifying Wax NF, Stearic Acid, *Corylus Avellana (Hazelnut) Seed Oil, *Lavandula Hybrida (Lavandin) Essential Oil, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Sorbic Acid, *Tocopherol (Non-GMO, Sunflower derived Vitamin E Oil), Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid



We could use some reviews. Because I just figured out the review app. And now we look sad and pathetic without all our reviews. Pretty please? It doesn't even have to be clever or grammatically correct. Promise. 

PRE-ORDER for FEBRUARY batch: “Better than Botox" Donkey Milk Moisturizer
PRE-ORDER for FEBRUARY batch: “Better than Botox" Donkey Milk Moisturizer
PRE-ORDER for FEBRUARY batch: “Better than Botox" Donkey Milk Moisturizer
PRE-ORDER for FEBRUARY batch: “Better than Botox" Donkey Milk Moisturizer
PRE-ORDER for FEBRUARY batch: “Better than Botox" Donkey Milk Moisturizer

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