That time they invited the “Donkey Milk Lady” to speak at the Capitol.

The last time I gave a big speech was at my high school graduation in a tiny farming town in Kansas. 

No one has asked me to speak publicly since. I was obviously awesome.

•On Wednesday, October 9th, I’ll be speaking at the Oklahoma State Capitol for PANDAS Awareness day. 🏛

I may, or may not, bring a therapy donkey along for emotional support. 💗

•PANDAS disease is still considered “controversial” in the world of medicine. 

I may, or may not, publicly rant about the asinine docs who refuse to do the research and look at the facts. 👩🏻‍⚕️👨🏻‍⚕️🤦🏻‍♀️

•Donkey milk is considered by most as downright crazy, controversial, and fake news.

I may, or may not, use the word “asinine” in my speech every chance I get.🐴🥛😉

•Rose is now officially very overdue. 

Last time I gave a speech, I was up half the night with a momma kitty having kittens in my closet. 

I may, or may not, show up covered in donkey placenta after being up half the night with a laboring momma prior to this event.  🐴😬🐈

•By 8:30 am I will have been up for at least 3 hours and had a minimum of two cups of coffee with Azores donkey milk. 

I may, or may not, speak at the speed of light.☕️🥛

•It should be a good time. Come on over the the Capitol for a dose of awareness. 

I may, or may not, pass out cold.


#Oklahoma State Capitol pic courtesy of Wiki

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