We all do. That person that decides they need to judge you, your products, your kids, your life.
Offended by a blend of faith, sarcastic wit, hot snot and cute donkeys?
Go ahead and stop reading now.
It's ok. Really.
I'm the first to admit, I'm not for everyone. And that's ok. (Sadly, not everyone can have a brilliant sense of humor.)
Our Dulce Donkey Milk soap isn't for everyone either. (Thank goodness, or we'd be taking pre-orders for 2050.)
In order to save us all some time and make sure our soap only goes to the folks that really need it and love it...
Here is the ultimate checklist to know if our Dulce soap is NOT for you:
If you like glitter and hot pink fake color in your skincare, our soap isn't for you.
If you like artificial fragrances and hormone altering chemicals, our soap isn't for you.
If you like "homemade" craft fair soap that's really a melt and pour kit from a big box craft store, made of questionable ingredients, microwaved until any perceptible benefit was nuked to oblivion, I definitely do not have soap for you.
If you like mass produced, made in China, gets here tomorrow on the Amazon truck, liquid detergent in a bottle called "soap", I'm so sorry, I don't have soap for you either.
If you're crying right now in misery because you answered yes to all of the above, you can scroll to the bottom of this email for our YouTube with cute donkeys, puppies, and funny stories to make you forget your eczema, acne, and chapped, rashed out skin for a minute.
And if you chuckled at this list?