Public Service Announcement. This stuff. If I was savvy I could repackage it and resell it as a high dollar poison ivy cream. Make millions. And retire to the Azores with the donkeys.
But I’ve had poison ivy. It’s miserable stuff.
Yes, you’ll smell like sulphur.
Yes, everyone will avoid you.
And yes, you’ll want to kiss me and give me your first born donkey after you slather yourself in this sweet relief.
Luther Feed Store. Tractor Supply. Amazon. You owe me one.
ps. Still not a doctor. In case we weren’t clear on that.